Hi this is Michael Anthony Peroutka and I have an important announcement, so please listen carefully.
Today – right now - I am announcing that I now “self identify“ as the Attorney General of Maryland.
That’s right. I self identify as the Attorney General of Maryland.
Not only that, but – stay with me here - I am the attorney general who has read the constitution of Maryland. I am the AG who has studied the document and knows that, through that document you, the people, have granted certain powers to government and set limits on those powers.
No really - I self identify as the Attorney General who will investigate and prosecute government officials who have broken the law by locking down your family, closing your church, declaring your business to be nonessential, stealing the minds and perverting the hearts of your children, promoting violence, and demanding your submission to an experimental vaccine.
So, now that I have shared “my truth“ with you, you are required to treat me with the respect that “my truth“ demands.
So, my pronouns are Attorney General Michael Anthony Peroutka and Attorney General Michael Anthony Peroutka and Attorney General Michael Anthony Peroutka. You must always refer to me this way whether or not I am physically in your presence.
Your failure to affirm my new identity is disrespectful, hateful and totally “unwoke.“
Your punishment will be the loss of your liberty and your livelihood, and that punishment will extend to your children and to their children.
The very best way for you to “affirm” me is to vote for Michael Anthony Peroutka on November 8 and to donate to my campaign now – right now!!
Here’s the best part: if you vote for me and support me, then you can self identify as a free citizen of the free state of Maryland. You could self identify as someone who can use a firearm to defend yourself and your family and your country.
You could self identify as someone who lives in a lawful society where criminals are punished and where innocent life is protected and where there are honest elections. You can enjoy the exercise of God-given liberties, and you can pass them on to your posterity.
Then, like our founding fathers, your pronouns will be liberty and liberty and liberty. Thank you!